Sale price
$31.72
Regular price
$36.69
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
If your personality changes completely after the first five minutes… this shirt gets it.
Featuring a minimalist goose graphic and the phrase “Shy For Like 5 Minutes,” this tee captures that awkward-to-chaotic personality shift in the most relatable way possible. Funny, subtle, and effortlessly wearable, it’s perfect for introverts with loud inner thoughts, socially anxious extroverts, or anyone who “quiet phase” never lasts very long.
Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, this shirt feels incredibly soft from the very first wear and only gets better over time. The lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton offers breathable comfort with a smooth, high-quality finish that works year-round — easy to layer, easy to style, and comfortable enough for everyday wear.
Designed with a modern retail fit, tapered shoulders, and side-seamed construction, this tee keeps its shape while maintaining a relaxed, flattering silhouette. Whether you pair it with jeans, oversized layers, sneakers, or lounge shorts, it delivers that clean Pinterest-style casual aesthetic with effortless comfort.
Perfect for:
- Introvert humor lovers
- Funny goose graphic tee fans
- Social anxiety memes & Gen Z humor
- Minimalist aesthetic outfits
- Casual oversized streetwear looks
- Funny gifts for friends, girlfriends, sisters, or coworkers
Product Features:
- Bella+Canvas 3001 premium unisex jersey tee
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight breathable fabric (4.2 oz / 142 g/m²)
- Soft-touch feel with excellent everyday comfort
- Ribbed knit collar helps maintain shape
- Tapered shoulders for an improved long-term fit
- Dual side seams for durability and structure
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation
- DTG/DTF printed design with crisp detail and long-lasting quality
- Retail fit ideal for casual and semi-formal styling
- Ethically manufactured in humane, sustainable facilities
- Fair Labor Association member & Platinum WRAP certified
Fabric Blends:
- Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
- Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Medium iron or steam if necessary
- Do not dry clean