{"product_id":"stop-looking-at-my-pair-womens-tee-funny-sloth-graphic-shirt","title":"Shy For Like 5 Minutes Goose Graphic Tee, Introvert Humor Shirt, Funny Social Anxiety Aesthetic, Cute Minimalist Unisex Gift","description":"\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.90\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eIf your personality changes completely after the first five minutes… this shirt gets it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eFeaturing a minimalist goose graphic and the phrase “Shy For Like 5 Minutes,” this tee captures that awkward-to-chaotic personality shift in the most relatable way possible. Funny, subtle, and effortlessly wearable, it’s perfect for introverts with loud inner thoughts, socially anxious extroverts, or anyone who “quiet phase” never lasts very long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003ePrinted on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, this shirt feels incredibly soft from the very first wear and only gets better over time. The lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton offers breathable comfort with a smooth, high-quality finish that works year-round — easy to layer, easy to style, and comfortable enough for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eDesigned with a modern retail fit, tapered shoulders, and side-seamed construction, this tee keeps its shape while maintaining a relaxed, flattering silhouette. Whether you pair it with jeans, oversized layers, sneakers, or lounge shorts, it delivers that clean Pinterest-style casual aesthetic with effortless comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eIntrovert humor lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny goose graphic tee fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSocial anxiety memes \u0026amp; Gen Z humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinimalist aesthetic outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual oversized streetwear looks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for friends, girlfriends, sisters, or coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 premium unisex jersey tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight breathable fabric (4.2 oz \/ 142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-touch feel with excellent everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar helps maintain shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTapered shoulders for an improved long-term fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDual side seams for durability and structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG\/DTF printed design with crisp detail and long-lasting quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit ideal for casual and semi-formal styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically manufactured in humane, sustainable facilities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFair Labor Association member \u0026amp; Platinum WRAP certified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eFabric Blends:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eAsh \u0026amp; Heather Prism: 99% cotton \/ 1% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather \u0026amp; Solid Blends: 52% cotton \/ 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic Heather \u0026amp; Black Heather: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245); color: rgb(49, 43, 54);\"\u003e Machine wash cold (max 30C \/ 90F)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium iron or steam if necessary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bellayuta","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Asphalt","offer_id":57813024375048,"sku":"32335479333220655923","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":55430550520072,"sku":"17844472540149842118","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest","offer_id":57813024407816,"sku":"23652884499233679214","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":55430550421768,"sku":"10257362985137428238","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Asphalt","offer_id":57813024440584,"sku":"22438956227846483700","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":55430550716680,"sku":"27430839980283793975","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Cardinal","offer_id":57813024473352,"sku":"65070550280648311381","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest","offer_id":57813024506120,"sku":"32171664910753622966","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":55430550618376,"sku":"22634454032915180246","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Asphalt","offer_id":57813024538888,"sku":"37306961996282283007","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":55430550913288,"sku":"23617053947563317463","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Cardinal","offer_id":57813024571656,"sku":"32942723846778247958","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest","offer_id":57813024604424,"sku":"96216075437133355831","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":55430550814984,"sku":"20248124720283042075","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":57813024637192,"sku":"65859467039284488968","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":55430551109896,"sku":"32272234127794198697","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Cardinal","offer_id":57813024669960,"sku":"33094174647485012345","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest","offer_id":57813024702728,"sku":"86241065418312277700","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":55430551011592,"sku":"96738381238301184735","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":57813024735496,"sku":"82715641730073835649","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":55430551306504,"sku":"17255513370490492321","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Cardinal","offer_id":57813024768264,"sku":"25272083953341700263","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest","offer_id":57813024801032,"sku":"16014062281187154693","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":55430551208200,"sku":"28030177448589260822","price":31.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0881\/7279\/0024\/files\/20260513090455-1f14eaac-f6e1-6520-9db7-aaac6f629289.png?v=1778663880","url":"https:\/\/bellayuta.com\/it\/products\/stop-looking-at-my-pair-womens-tee-funny-sloth-graphic-shirt","provider":"Bellayuta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}